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Archive for August, 2010

Penguin Whistles

Ever heard a penguin whistle?
Through nonexistent teeth it sings
And ears go unrelieved.
For you see this penguin
Has a speech impediment.


Video Games

Isn’t it funny how obsessed people can get over their video games? Even I have become hooked on a game. Today I spent hours playing a game called Garry’s Mod – ever heard of it? It’s a game that uses other games and all you have to do, really, is keep from killing yourself. Meanwhile, you put people into the game and make them shoot each other, you blow up things, kill things, and eat edible bouncy balls. Oh, and if you’re feeling ninja, you can click on Ignore Players, and shoot people who won’t even know what hit them! Sound fun? Just wait, there’s more. There are different maps you can use, from different games, and play those games, but with a twist. Whoa, that sentence sounded funny, but my brain isn’t working today after waking up at five in the morning!!! And it’s still summer!!!! Not for long, though. Sorry for bursting your bubble. Which means I won’t be able to play Garry’s Mod for hours upon hours…oh, well…I’m not exactly a nerd. Not yet, anyway. Who knows, mi hermano may turn me to the dark side, and I could be stuck there for eternity, with no way out but to play and play and play these stupid games!!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha! Time to waste away my summer days! Hey, that rhymed.

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