“Learn to light a candle in the darkest moments of someone’s life. Be the light that helps others see; it is what gives life its deepest significance.” – Roy T. Bennet

Dear Lizard

Dear Lizard,

I need to pee. So if you don’t mind being scarred
for life after I sit on you, then I’d suggest getting
off my toilet seat!

Sincerely,
The Giant Above You

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